Fish. Next question.
If it wasn’t for my Precious, I don’t think I would have any animals. As for the boys…. I think the eldest likes the cats. And I think the youngest likes the dog….
Dogs or Cats….. Does anyone else get the impression that these writing prompts are getting lazy?
I’ve started a campaign. I want to find the perfect locker/change room at work. I thought this was going to be easy. I would simply bribe the people in charge of the lockers. But those sneaky buggers have removed themselves from the map. They don’t even have a phone number. Can you believe it? They could be located on the other side of the planet. Locker rooms, and locker room etiquette must be the subject of so much turmoil, that they could no longer be approached in person.
All I have an E-mail…. And the option to go to my boss.
I don’t want to go to my boss!!! Oh sure, I could if I simply wanted a locker. Yes. But not if I’m making a game of it. “The Perfect Locker” Where everything smells like skittles, and nobody has dirty shoes.
Wish me luck. I will stake my claim and horse whip any cow poke that infringes upon my land. Ya’darn tooten.
-Steve
