List 10 things you know to be absolutely certain.

  • Driving is dangerous.
  • I like boobs.
  • If you’re tired, you should sleep.
  • Other people are not responsible for your happiness.
  • Ask smart girls to sleep with you.
  • Don’t have sex while drunk.
  • Don’t drink or do drugs with people you don’t trust.
  • If you can do it in under a minute, you should probably do in now.
  • If you don’t use it, give it away.
  • You are worth it.

-Steve