- Driving is dangerous.
- I like boobs.
- If you’re tired, you should sleep.
- Other people are not responsible for your happiness.
- Ask smart girls to sleep with you.
- Don’t have sex while drunk.
- Don’t drink or do drugs with people you don’t trust.
- If you can do it in under a minute, you should probably do in now.
- If you don’t use it, give it away.
- You are worth it.
-Steve